That creaking sound you hear is the gears of my brain.
I am learning.
CADY! I’m learning how to epub your book.
I can’t believe you would turn away from paper, but in case you’re living purely electronically, watch this space for epub and Kindle versions of your book.
I mean really free. Not like TV free, where you just add shipping and handling. I mean
In case you’re living purely electronically hand to mouth. Or something.
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